Applejack
Those vampire bats will give you a fright
Eating apples both day and night
They rest for a minute, maybe three
Then they're eatin' every apple in your apple tree
They don't care about nada, not zilch, no, nothin'
'Cept bringin' about an orchard's destruction

Fluttershy
Now wait just a minute, there's another side to this
And if I did not defend them, then I would be remiss
These bats are mamas and papas too
They care for their young just like we ponies do

Applejack
Oh, give me a break, you're bein' too kind
These creatures have a one-track mind
The orchard is not their restaurant
But do they ever think what others may want?
No! They don't! And that is just a fact
These bats, they simply don't know how to act

Fluttershy
That's where I have to disagree
They're loyal to their family
Spreading seeds both far and wide

Applejack
You see one comin', you'd better run and hide!
They're big and ugly and mean as sin
Will ya look at the state my trees are in?

Fluttershy
They help your trees, they'll grow stronger faster

Applejack
They've turned my life to a total disaster!

Rarity
Well, I for one don't have a doubt
These vermin must be stamped right out

Rainbow Dash
I second that, they've got to go
These bats, they've got to hit the road

Applejack
It comes down to just one simple fact
They've crossed the line, it's time to fight them back!

All except Fluttershy
Stop the bats! Stop the bats!
Make them go and not come back!
Stop the bats! Stop the bats!
Make them go and not come back!
Stop the bats! Stop the bats!
Make them go and not come back!

Applejack
Yes, it comes down to just one simple fact
They've crossed the line, it's time that we attack!